Hopeless Romantic Poll for Men: On a scale of a dozen beautiful red roses to.. wilted dandylions, how romantic?

Q. A dead skunk that has been rotting for 47 weeks straight and then is adopted by Madonna but then Madonna and Angelina Jolie start fighting over it and rip the rotting squirrel in half and all the guts fling everywhere and then Madonna punches Angelina in her fake lips and her fake lip-juice spatters all over Madonna's face and then Tom Cruise shows up and starts talking and someone gets sick of Tom Cruise's bs and throws a brick at his face and smashes his nose and blood goes everywhere and then Oprah shows up to help Tom Cruise and Oprah takes off her pants and then the world stops and people start throwing up bile.